Kids Inc. Off-key
I realize now that of the few gripes I have with the show, only some of them are merely irritating. There are moments, however, that are inconsistent with the show's preestablished storylines - mistakes.
When the Kids discover Riley has a
hidden agenda (ep.54, S.3,'86), they come across
papers containing a mixture of letters and numbers which Ryan decides
is, "obviously
some sort of code." Obviously
Ryan is in Stacy's math
class, because a boy who reads computer textbooks for fun ought to
recognize Algebra, even
if he isn't taking it yet. So should Gloria, for that
matter. Our tax dollars
really should go towards school funding...
Continuity errors run rampant in
Season 3. There's a scene in episode 55 that
particularly "caught my eye", so to speak. Remember when most of the
Kids are
watching Riley demonstrate his ill-fated ice cream truck? Renee is
completely tuned out,
doodling in her notebook. Notice anything missing from that scene? Like
her
glasses? Nervousness wasn't the only reason
she dropped her notebook and
bumped into Jules - he was in her blind spot! (lucky for her, her hair
doubled as a crash
helmet!)
Bad math headlines at The
P*lace. Apparently, they hoped us viewers hadn't seen
The Beginning (1983), where Stacy is identified as being 8 years
old. Two years
later, however, going to rich kid's birthday party (35-2-85) shouldn't
be a problem - since
she would not be "only 9"! It only gets worse from
here. Nine
plus 4 has always equaled 13 where I went to school, but it doesn't
seem to in
P*laceville. Correct me if I'm wrong (and you usually do),
but wasn't Stacy upset
because she'd been declared an underachiever (95-6-89) at
14?? No wonder she
never learned fractions! You have to know how to count first!
When Stacy dreams she meets the
ghost of the P*lace (7-1-84), she confesses, "...sometimes,
I
feel left out and all alone myself." Well, apparently, Mr.
Ghost wasn't
listening, because he then says, "So you feel alone and left out too,
like I
do?" Yes! Isn't that what she just said!?!??!
You're too stupid
to get into the Ghost Society!
Flubs:
After Kid says one of my favorite lines,
"But soft, who broke the window?"
(59-3-86), when Samantha is yelling at him, she kind of loses her
accent for a
second.
Admittedly, Brendan Roberts brings
out the worst in everyone. So when he arranges
a meeting with The Kid to give him test answers (62-3-86), it's
understandable that Stacy
would screw up her pronouns:"
We won't see you there. Will he, Kid?" (it's hard to catch at first)
Sometimes, it's hard to tell who
goofed. When the Kids help Flip's odd financial
advisor (116-7-91) realize she's completely wrong about The
P*lace's income, they use
an old medical drama gag ("Scalpel!" "Scalpel!" "Scalpel!";
"Flowchart!" "Flowchart!" "Flowchart!"). Towards the
end there, it's either Robin or Ana who are too early or too late with
"Wish her
luck!" Ana, I believe, throws in another one just to make sure.