The first ever Kids Incorporated sound file database!
Here is where the sound files for all Kids Incorporated episodes will be, organized by season.
The Beginning
The
Beginning intro
The Kid introduces
himself.
Renee: "You
never know until you try. My dad says that."
Gloria: "Everybody's dad says that."
Stacy hanging
out at the malt shop.
Gloria: “You
think you’re so smart.”
Renee: “I don’t think it – I know it.”
Stacy hates the TV
cliché that the youngest kid always has all the answers .
Mickey and
Chris have found The Palace.
Stacy has no idea
who Elvis is.
“What do you
know? You’re only 8.”
Renee comes to
Gloria’s rescue.
“Chris,
why don’t you sit on a warm marshmallow?”
The Kid is so shy.
Clueless Mike
hits on Gloria.
Gloria uses Mike
to her advantage.
Mike:
“What do you call yourselves?”
Mickey: “Kids Incorporated.”
Mike declares the
winner, but it’s not who he thought.
“You
know, I have a feeling this is only the beginning…”
Gloria’s mom
Kid
finally gets his chance. (VERY LONG!)
The moral of the story.
The End
Season 1 (1984)
Random KI intro by Riley
“You keep that up,
I’m gonna step on your nose!”
Kid rates everything on a scale of Amazing to Zowie
“You’ll have to excuse her. She’s been watching The People’s Court again.”
“Oh, forget him, will ya? He’s forgotten how to talk!”
Stacy ponders the identity of The Painter.
The Angels are
not good for Kid’s digestive system.
“That’s
it – I’m gonna throw up!”
On a scale of
Alive to Dead…Kid is Dead
“No, but he can kill me forever!”
The Three
Things no kid will make fun of
Gloria kowtows to
Casmire
“Then I’ll settle the score…on your nose!”
“THERE IS A CREATURE IN MY GLASS!”
Stacy’s
spelling is the biggest joke of all.
A
longer version of “creature in the glass"
“You
can get people to serve you now.”
“Yeah – they’re called WAITERS!”
The life of a princess would save Renee from dumb jokes.
“We’ll scare the bejeebers out of them!”
“Okay, that’s it – I’ve had it!”
“See, I’m the littlest in my group”
Okay, is The Ghost of The P*lace deaf, or what?
The
introduction to Rocky Road to Doom
The “Heavy Metal
Madness” noise
“Rocky Road to
Doom!”
“Rocky Road to
WHAT?”
Kid thinks Rocky Road to Doom looks like nerdos
Stacy is unable to become Superman since she flubbed the gymnastics contest.
“She is the best sister that anybody could ever have.”
Renee and MAC have a little chat
“Never underestimate the power of a nerd from space.”
Lyle greets an unsuspecting Stacy and The Kid.
“Groovy!”
“Do you have a
problem, little man?”
Introducing…all the way from Ireland…Michael O’Jackson
“I’m
a leprechaun…of course!”
“I think we
got a little problem here.”
Renee hates holdups
“I came here for
you to teach me how to be…a rock and roll star!”
“A WHAT?”
Invisible kids poking a bit of fun at an unsuspecting Renee
Lyle explains leprechaun magic to the kids.
“Michael
O’Jackson??”
Lyle has just one
last thing to do before he goes back.
Renee plays dumb about today’s date (the 4th)
The treasure map to Renee’s birthday
“Don’t
we have something else…really important to do today?"
“NAH!”
Renee’s
birthstone is a garnet
Kid’s birthstone is
Neon.
The third Treasure Hunt
clue
The fourth Treasure
Hunt clue
Renee finds the
greatest treasure
All of the birthday presents Renee received (really long!)
The Funny Money radio broadcast
“Maybe when I get out, we can start a new band…Grandparents Incorporated.”
“This certainly is an ‘arresting' situation, isn’t it?”
Would you
ask David Hasselhoff about Geography?
“No, you
knucklehead!”
Renee is
very emotional for free Hasselhoff concerts. (WARNING: TURN DOWN YOUR SOUND!)
Renee’s
conversation with garbage takes a surprising turn.
Wendy doesn’t like being the center of attention…but Kid does (no kidding!)
Introducing
the band
The kids give
Wendy some electrical talk to try and trick her.
Mickey doesn’t know where Billy Joel would be if he were too shy to sing
Kid finds out
where the bathroom is on a campsite.
Stacy’s attempts
to hypnotize The Kid don’t go very well.
The crystal is actually a Boy George pendant (Gloria would love it).
The list of artists who performed at The Palace…including “Holly Buddy”
The
P*lace’s first annual Dance Contest
Our first clue
that maybe the show’s scenes are taped out of order.
(They’re all so great?? This was the first contestant!)
Renee and Stacy
introduce the Singing Machine.
“It’s
her…or me”
Gloria has a
sister!
Aaron adds his 2 cents
when the boys tell Renee she can’t play basketball.
Meet Ronnie
Ronnie
is a girl! (long)
Renee won’t let
go of the fact that Ronnie is a girl.
“Now I know what scrambled eggs feel like!”
Mickey and Kid have different definitions of “ Far out”.
Renee tries to be tactful about her feelings regarding Gloria’s float.
Kid likes his sundae “heavy on the marshmallows”
Saying Mickey’s float doesn’t make it is putting it mildly
Kid has an interesting reaction when he finds out he can’t have a sundae
“Am I
hot…or am I not?”
Stacy has the
noisiest float ever.
Poor Kid still can’t have his marshmallow sundae
United we stand,
divided…we botch things up
Season 2 (1985)
random
KI intro
random KI
intro 2
Kid’s idea to chase down Mickey isn’t very realistic.
Mickey left one final piece of advice for Stacy.
“How about anybody else in the entire universe except Billy the Gweeb?”
Ryan
is inducted into the band.
The new Kids Inc.
lineup
The
most despicable creature known to man, woman or beast…
What could Kid be
dreaming about? Gloria knows
“Was
it something I said?” “Probably.”
“Rileystein”
from Kid’s dream
Stevenson wrote a novel…but it’s not the guy Stacy’s thinking of.
Ryan’s retelling of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
The whole “Nerd” transformation
Apparently, something is the matter with Gloria.
Ryan must have seen the “No Jockos” scene on YouTube.
Kid
has no idea Renee played a trick on him.
Is that
“What’s your name? C’mon!”??
Stacy makes Riley a promise she has no intention of keeping.
Suzanne drops a bombshell on Ryan.
The girls don’t care that Suzanne is blind.
Stacy really doesn’t like this guy.
“There you are!” “Yeah, here I am!”
Happy Look For
Ryan Day!!
Riley’s magic
trick
Riley’s
magic trick + KI intro
“If
he starts getting mushy, I’m leaving.”
“This is gonna get
mushy!”
What
Renee heard
What Stacy heard
What Kid heard
What Gloria
concluded
Stacy keeps a secret for approximately 35 seconds.
So, should we ignore gossip or what?
Riley’s
idea for a new Chinese restaurant
A man
scrapes his knee and the next thing you know, he’s dying.
What’s
really wrong with Riley
The kids play
“Telephone” with hilarious results.
The only thing
harder than unscrambling an egg is undoing gossip.
All
the misheard rumors about Riley
Renee believes she’s heard about Pogo before
When you’re a kid, “old” has a different meaning
Stacy
doesn’t even suspect anything
Is there an echo in
here?
For busy
executives who can’t take time out to eat
Mbala
offers a useful African phrase…useful only in Africa.
Apparently,
Riley has been to Africa.
Our first clue that Ryan reads a bit too much.
The difference between French and Korean
“Well,
I’ve been thinking…” “OH, NO!”
“Gee, I
just love that kinda talk!”
The
kids try out some irony while Gloria is unable to talk back
“Don’t
worry – it’s us!” “No kidding!”
“…with
scalpels, and needles…” “And bedpans!”
Gloria is back and better than ever!
Ryan is impressed with Gloria’s new range
The last time The Kid was in the hospital
Sounds funny, but at least the kids can count
Riley has a really good doctor.
Kid’s World Basketball Championship
No one ever has any idea what Brendan means
NOW what is Brendan talking about?
Chinchilla…is
that in Mexico?
Brendan’s
“Babe Ruth” pun
Brendan wants to
stamp out natural causes
This part is legit...isn’t it?
Brendan throws a lot of weird words around
Gloria and Renee
share the same wavelength
“STACYRELLA!”
Hmm, where I
have heard that name before?
Kid is going
to get Stacy into the 10+ party using his “smooth magic talk”
What the –
this show’s math confuses me!
No pumpkin
coaches for Stacyrella
Stacyrella
meets her stepsisters
The ball ends early with Daylight Savings Time
No one can let an opportunity to make fun of Renee go by unnoticed.
Renee and Gloria as the two wicked stepsisters
“I’m here to help you.” “Sweep?”
More fun with the wicked stepsisters.
Fairy
godfather vs. Wicked stepsisters at the ball
The Masked
Mauler’s spiel
“I’ll
discabooberate him!”
And
the winner of the most unlikely wrestling match in history…
The girls are not
big fans of Riley watching wrestling, no matter who’s on
Everyone will
help Kid train for his wrestling match…including Gloria
Mario wants to help
Kid, but he doesn’t have much to work with.
Stop messing with
my manager...or I’ll have to say please!
Ryan knows how
he’ll stop The Kid from getting in over his head next time.
Ryan has a plan to
keep Kid Krusher from being mauled.
“Well, at
least you’ve got a week to get out of town.”
The full
Masked Mauler intro
The
wrestling match
Ryan has a match, but it’s not what Dr. Dude was thinking of.
The kids searched everywhere for Stacy…almost.
Where do you get hats to fit on a big head?
No one wants any part of Riley’s new magic trick.
Occasionally, Ryan reads a book that Gloria might like.
Ryan’s
idea of helping really isn’t helping Renee.
the “Peer
Pressure” intro
Kid’s head literally swells right in front of everyone.
The kids try hard to keep Stacy from trying a cigarette.
Dr. Dude gives everyone a headache
Stacy realizes the dangers of smoking (HUGE file)
Riley’s Jimmy Cagney impression fails to impress The Kid.
When The Kid wants something, he can sure move fast.
Police Chief Kid tries to intimidate – but he’s just too cute.
Thank goodness Ryan has been appointed Kid’s deputy.
Kid’s ideal government position
No one worries about making Kid’s day.
Riley’s first magic trick that works…sort of…
Let’s
hope The Kid doesn’t get a really unpleasant job
Riley, you are
not a magician. Don’t quit your day job.
The better
magician Riley becomes, the hungrier Renee gets.
Introducing
Wesley
Very suave there,
Riley – I’m sure your tie needs a drink!
Riley puts on his mask and begins the masquerade.
The kids give Riley grief about his masquerade.
Wesley
takes a shot at Riley.
Riley gets one
back.
Riley explains just why he’s afraid to face Wesley.
Wesley reveals that he’s been lying, too
Gloria
gets a few more shots in at Riley
“No, no, no,
I’m fine, just fine!”
Renee can rhyme
Kid has a much
better use for Renee’s stamps.
“No lunch.”
I wonder if this is as
funny without the visual prompt
“Maybe
it’s the cornflakes.”
Renee
wins more than the typical amount with her poem.
Renee, is something
the matter?
the “Peace”
poem
Renee
has Contest Mania
She doesn’t even
watch TV anymore
Renee
channels Dr. Suess (longer)
Sorry, kids –
only three are eating today
Renee has had
it with Stacy and The Kid teasing her
Does a snicker count
as a laugh? It does if it’s very loud.
Now
that the gruesome twosome have learned their lesson, it’s time for them to eat at
last.
The total number of
contests Renee has entered
No one
wants to help Renee win the latest contest
The
entire “Peace” poem scene
Ryan reveals the
title of his greatest song ever (longer)
“You’re…a
living mystery.”
Renee watches too
much TV, but she’s good with themes.
The mystery
of…what?
Stacy
doesn’t get similes well.
Renee thinks The
P*lace could be haunted.
Things going bump in the night.
It’s
worse than a ghost – it’s Brendan Roberts!!
The kids find their
thief, and it appears to be in agony.
Brendan and Kid have different ideas about opening.
Stacy is confused
about Brendan’s latest scheme
The kids try
a little Brendan-speak as they tell him to get lost
When you’re
related, you have the same grandmothers .
The old lady in
the audience belongs to Ryan.
Ruth doesn’t
understand Ryan’s language
More fun with
Grandma’s generation gap
Ryan really misses his grandfather
The
kids give Ryan and Ruth stories in order to lure them to The P*lace.
Ruth and Herbie met at
The Palace
Herbie makes everyone look gray by comparison
KI is famous for using familiar names
Looks
can be deceiving – especially for Renee.
Stacy has an unusual
reaction to Renee’s stage diving
Stacy feels the hiccups are going to cause her problems.
Seriously, guys, let’s ease up on the Gweeb!
Ryan finally figures out what’s wrong with Renee.
Renee has been
accident prone
Renee needs
protection, all right – from The Kid
The best friends are always funny-looking
Now that Renee can
see, Stacy’s hiccups are finally gone
“Eat your
heart out, Cyndi Lauper!”
Riley’s time
machine is his first working invention
Riley and Kid have
different definitions of “time machine”.
Riley paints a pretty heavy picture about time travel
Welcome to the year 1965
Welcome to the year 1955
We’re lucky we
didn’t go back farther in time!
Stacy doesn’t
quite get who The Beatles are
The
Kid is excited at the prospect of being in 1965
Renee doesn’t like
1965
She’s even less
enthusiastic about ‘55
Too many Ikes confuses Stacy once again
None of the kids liked the 50’s – except maybe Ryan.
No one wants to go on any more trips with Riley.
The kids slowly
realize that they are not alone in the storeroom.
introducing
Blanche
Blanche
mourns the death of Vaudeville
Okay, I witnessed
it myself, and even I can’t figure out how the hell they did it!
The girls have found Blanche’s long-lost daughter.
The sisters
anxiously await their cousin…
…who is not at
all what they expected
“Don’t you just love family reunions?”
Between
you and me…I think Riley’s pen is out of ink .
Samantha thinks
KI’s music is “interesting”.
The hottest new dead guy group – Bach, Beethoven &Brahms!
Kid
thinks perhaps Samantha is a midget.
Samantha
redeems herself
I think she’s
catching on…
Renee
finally gets it
Samantha
finally gets it
“Don’t
you just love happy endings?”
The kids are excited about the latest horror flick
Ryan’s private detective monologue
Gloria is really broken up about being a librarian
No,
it wasn’t the appropriate time for a wisecrack
Introducing The Brain
Brain
announces his latest evil plan
That’s a
punishment? I guess if you’re a bibliophile
Some more library
innuendo
Kid’s lamp has a special bonus
“This is so weird, it might be true.”
“Just
like that?”
“No – just like that.”
You can cancel
wishes?
Kid’s
second wish
He should have
wished for the ability to eat paper.
Genies
have official rules?
Genie may have been
trapped in his lamp, but he’s still street, yo
Kid
finally gets it
His third wish is
unselfish
There are other kids in this episode!
Riley’s
great new invention is…a toaster.
You’ll
never guess what the toast prompt is
Gloria’s
motto pre-raffle
These
guys just stick themselves in everywhere!
Gloria’s winning
raffle number
Suddenly, Gloria
has a whole new look on life
Always say
“please” when talking to appliances
Ryan gives Gloria
five minutes
Gloria
won a bunch of stuff, but she didn’t win a watch
They had CDs
in ’85???
The girls are
seeing things differently
Gloria’s
about to win a trip courtesy of her long-suffering friends
Ryan
gets a few digs in at Gloria’s expense
Gloria
finally gets it
All
this for a bunny
“Do you
really want a bunny?”
Stacy learns about the
bunnies and the bees
“Not even for
a brief trial period, like an hour?”
It’s hard to run
away when you can’t even cross the street
The two sisters
have a heart-to-heart
in two
parts
The kids discuss
allergies
Stacy decides to go on
strike (thanks, Kid)
Renee’s
home-based logic doesn’t work on Stacy
The
bunny’s name is Eddie – get it?
Eddie has a new
home, and Riley finally has a good act
The kids are having
a sock hop
Riley is
having a bad flashback
More 50’s Riley
even more
50’s Riley as he introduces the next song
So that’s why
they call it The P*lace
KI learned a
lot about the 50’s after Rock of Ages
The end of the
Sock Hop
A decade of hits!
The intros to the '76 and
'77 songs
The '78 song - minus
Mickey's part
Intro to "Let's
Go"
"Magic", the
short version
Intro to
"Celebration"
Everywhere you went in
'82, you heard "Gloria"
The intro to
"Maniac"
The "Beat It"
intro is really short
Uh, Riley, you forgot
Renee!