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Christmas Incorporated
Gloria sat on a bench outside the school gym looking over her homework. It was a little cold outside this time of year, but such a nice day that it would be a shame to let it go to waste. There was still a little time left before rehearsal, and everyone else was still at school.
To Glorias left was the P*lace, everyones favorite hangout. For years, it had been called the Palace, and housed many famous musical acts. Today the marquee read Now Playing: Kids Incorporated.
I wish we were playing now! Gloria wistfully thought to herself. She looked longingly at the sheet music on the bench beside her. If they wanted to have this song down before the holidays, theyd better start now.
Ryan was the first to arrive. Physically, at least; he had his nose in a book as usual. Despite being the new kid, Ryan was fitting in very well with the others, except for the fact that they couldnt understand why he read books outside of school.
Look out for that fence post. Gloria called to him. He laughed. Good book? she asked.
Oh, the best! he replied. Sherlock Holmes. Now it was Glorias turn to laugh. Ryan loved detective stories, sometimes a little too much.
So, why arent you in the P*lace? Isnt it about time for rehearsal? he asked.
But its such a beautiful day! And...Im broke, and all that ice cream was just calling to me! They were laughing when Renee came over to them.
Hi, Ryan. Hi, Gloria. she said.
Well, three down, two to go. noted Gloria. And just where are the partners in crime today? she joked.
Trying to ruin my life! Renee cried.
Renee... Gloria said disapprovingly, indicating that a lecture was on the way.
Gloria... Renee mocked, indicating that shed had quite a few of those lectures before.
Whatd they do this time? Ryan asked her. Lately, Renee had been tag teamed by Stacy and The Kid almost every other day. They seemed to be on a roll these days.
Renee sighed. They found some poems that I wrote, and now they wont give them back to me. They were reading them out loud in the middle of study hall! I was so embarrassed! She hid her face in Glorias shoulder.
Why dont you try ignoring them? suggested Ryan.
Renee picked her head up and glared at him. Well, its kinda hard when one of thems your sister.
As if on cue, Stacy and The Kid rounded the corner, laughing to themselves. In his hands, The Kid held Renees notebook. This is the dumbest one yet! he quipped.
Yeah, I know! You should see her at home! Stacy laughed. She struck a dramatic pose and said, Oh, I think Ill write another dopey poem about peace today! Then she spoiled her sister. Uh oh.
You guys, why do you have to tease Renee so much? Ryan asked them.
Its fun. The Kid said plainly. Besides, we were only joking.
Well, its not funny! said Renee, snatching her notebook from The Kids hands.
Every day its the same thing, thought Gloria. She shook her head. Look, we need to start rehearsing for our Christmas concert. I think we could all use some Christmas spirit around here.
Well, my Christmas spirit has 2 wheels and 10 speeds. said The Kid.
Thats what Christmas means to you? Stacy asked him, A bike?
Only the greatest bike ever! he answered. Man, Ive wanted that thing for months! You should see it...
Gloria let them talk among themselves. She had an idea that would bring Christmas to the P*lace for sure.
Later, the Kids were treated to a demonstration of Rileys latest invention. Its a candy cane maker. he said matter-of-factly, as if one saw that kind of thing everyday. See, you put little mints in this end, and the candy canes come out here.
But how does it work? Renee asked him.
He looked embarrassed. Uh, I dont know, but Im gonna get it working. I will! Ill just adjust this mechanism right here...
Sure, Riley. they told him. Theyd been down that road before. Many times.
Okay, lets talk presents. The Kid said suddenly. Im sure you all know what Ive been wanting this year.
A bike. they answered without missing a beat.
Oh, but not just any bike. Ryan said flatly.
Only the greatest bike ever. added Renee.
The Kid knew hed pushed the bike issue a little too much. Sorrrry! he muttered.
Hey, I have an idea. Gloria said. Everyone stopped and looked at her. Instead of buying presents for everybody, why dont we each just buy a present for one person?
You mean like a secret Santa? Ryan asked her.
Yeah.
But then wed only get one present. complained The Kid.
Yes, but it would be a much bigger present. Gloria explained to him.
Well, I think its a great idea. Ryan decided.
Me, too. said Stacy.
Me, three! said Renee with a giggle.
So they wrote down
everyones name and put them in a hat (not The Kids). Then they each drew one,
hiding it from everyone else. When Gloria reached into the hat, the name she drew was The
Kids.
Oh, this is gonna be fun, she thought. Out loud she said, Okay, you guys, lets go shopping!
The weeks passed, and Christmas was just around the corner. School had let out for the holidays, and it was time for Kids Inc.s Christmas concert. Theyd seen each other at the mall and around town, but so far, no one had spilled whose secret Santa they were. Just before the concert, the Kids gathered in the storeroom.
So, who wants to go first? Gloria asked. No takers. A game of Paper, Rock, Scissors proved Renee to be it. She pulled a rectangular, heavy package from the pile.
This is for Ryan, from me. Well, okay, its from Samantha, too. explained Renee. Shes got another one, so she didnt mind, and I knew you liked to read.
Ryan pulled off the paper to reveal an old but fairly well-preserved copy of The Hound of the Baskervilles. A first edition! he exclaimed.
Renee laughed at the adoring look he gave her. Its kinda old, so maybe you wont wanna, you know, read it. she said. But Ryan was already turning the pages. Merry Christmas. she reminded him.
Oh, thanks, Renee. Merry Christmas to you, too.
Okay, now its Renees turn to get a present. Gloria said. Whos got it? She was surprised but a little pleased when The Kid stood up.
Oh, this oughta be good. grumbled Renee.
His present looked book-like too, except it came with a lock. I know I tease you a lot about your poetry, he said softly, and I know its wrong. So I thought, Im probably never gonna change, but now you can lock up your thoughts and keep them private. Unless you want someone to see them.
Renee was nearly speechless. Thank you, Kid! she managed to say. I know what Ill write in it first!
I know why you did this, Gloria, The Kid said now, turning to her. Christmas isnt all about presents, its about friends. Who cares about some bike? Its not important. I realize that now.
Oh, so you dont want your present? she asked him, holding up a package.
I didnt say that!
It was a license plate, the little kind you hang on bikes. Gloriad had it personalized. It said THE KID in big, gleaming silver letters. The Kid smiled. You know, even if I dont get that bike, this will still be the best Christmas for a long time.
Suddenly an explosion rocked the P*lace. Aw, man! they heard Riley yell. They opened the door to find him standing there covered in pink syrup.
I guess were not getting any candy canes this year! Stacy joked, and then she squealed as Riley gave her a sticky hug.
Come on, guys, lets help Riley clean this mess up. Kid said. As our Christmas present to him.
Then we can go rock these halls! Ryan said.
YEAH! they all yelled.
Outside, the marquee had been changed to celebrate the occasion. It now said: Merry Christmas. Love, Kids Incorporated.
The End

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